When the batphone doesn't batphone - EVE Online

Lore: Shadow Cartel deployed to Aridia to fight Lowsechnaya Sholupen after they broke an agreement to not take lower value moons we had anchored drills on in the region thinking we'd get some fun and fairly even numbered fights. Almost immediately they began trying to get ahold of anyone they could to come help them fight us including but not limited to Parallaxis Alliance, C A M E L O T, Sedition, and Deepwater Hooligans leading to us throwing down over a random athanor for the hell of it and letting youngpuke2 stroke his ego with an obnoxiously long reddit post following the fight. After…